March 31, 2010

Koreans Are Hot!

Fact: Cute girls will illicit, at least, a click from me. I found myself reading a Kotaku article, where I discovered the girl Korean pop group, Girls' Generation. Since discovering them, I have become obsessed to the point where I'm scaring myself as to how much I'm enjoying watching them.

I'm not going to lie, I watch mostly because they are:
  1. Super cute and;
  2. Showing a lot of leg.





I've watched these videos so many times that they've begun to alter my perception of reality. Koreans are now the hottest race on the face of the planet. My hope has become to fall in love and into a romantic relationship with a Korean girl. I know all this talk sounds a little insane to you but to me ... it feels good to be crazy.

    11 comments:

    1. harvesApril 1, 2010 at 12:46 AM

      You finally discovered Asian girls, eh? To be fair, all three of my relationships have been with girls from Chinese backgrounds. Completely unintentional, but I'm hardly complaining either.

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    2. harvesApril 1, 2010 at 1:02 AM

      You need to find a slower video or something. The two of us are trying to pick out which girl you/we would like the most. How can we give opinions when they move this fast? :P

      PS. It's meant to be "elicit", unless you were making a pun about one of them being underage.

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    3. LazyCoderApril 1, 2010 at 11:50 AM

      I knew I should've looked up the meaning of the word. I thought I had the right definition though. On a related note, I discovered they were all 19-20 years old. A pun would be moderately accurate.

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    4. UnknownApril 1, 2010 at 12:01 PM

      I Just Google image searched Girls Generation.

      Observation: It's overwhelming to look at 9 glamorous ladies in one photo. Girls Generation are mind-blowingly beautiful! But if you focus on any one girl in the band you realize that they're individually average-beautiful.

      Conclusion: Beauty factor increases with the number of other beautiful people you hang out with. Therefor Korean girls are hotter than American girls because American girl-bands come in groups of 3 to 5 where as Korean girl-bands come in groups of 9.

      ...And now I feel like an ass for talking about a band without even listening to their music.

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    9. MythiApril 2, 2010 at 1:18 PM

      I believe that the character Barney Stinson from "How I Met Your Mother" brought up the group beauty phenomenon you mentioned, Jason. I think that he called it the "cheerleader effect".

      My only comment towards the cuteness of Korean girls will be "I like bangs". :p

      Nice new blog theme, by the way, Andy. I also like orange.

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    10. MythiApril 2, 2010 at 1:20 PM

      Sorry about the quintuple (sextuple?) postings. Blogger has made a fool out of me again.

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    11. LazyCoderApril 2, 2010 at 6:07 PM

      I was really excited when I saw that there were 6 new comments. And then I was disappointed.

      Thanks, I thought that everything in my life was so monochrome colored. My blog will be the splash of color in my life.

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