I just want to put it on the record that I believe that the meatball sandwich is the dumbest sandwich ever created. Why does anyone put meatballs in a sandwich? Meatballs belong with spaghetti. When you have a meatball sandwich, where is the spaghetti? It's unnatural.
On Friday, when I ordered a maple ham sandwich, the lady at Mr. Sub heard incorrectly and thought I said meatball sandwich. I can't really blame her because when she wanted to confirm and asked if I wanted a meatball sandwich, I heard her say maple ham sandwich. So, to my disappointment I received a meatball sandwich and I quietly took it with regret.
Meatball sandwiches have the most uneven distribution of meat of all sandwiches I've tried. When you're taking bites out if it you get no-meat, no-meat, lots-of-meat. It's ridiculous. To add to it, it's incredibly hard to hold the sandwich. The meatballs kept on falling out as I was trying to eat it. As you can guess, I had a frustrating lunch.
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ReplyDeleteI 100% agree that the meatball sub is a culinary monstrosity BUT I always explicitly ask for a scoop of yummy meatball SAUCE on my pizza sub. What kills me that 50% of the time the server tries to force regular pizza sub sauce on me claiming "it's the same sauce". NO IT'S NOT BEEYATCH; DON'T EFF WITH MY SANDWITCH!!!
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